Poncho refuses to be housebroken and she loves the taste of a fresh cat turd.

Poncho will bite off your fingers if you happen to be holding a cheese soaked nacho chip.

Poncho enjoys the smell of her own stink.

Poncho hates wearing clothing and will stand motionless like a gargoyle if you put a sweater on her fat torso.

Poncho is a terrible guard dog, unless attacked by a bugler wearing a gorilla costume.

Don’t ever attempt to lift Poncho off the floor or she will urinate on your shoes.

Poncho’s bark makes babies cry.

She is a disgusting mess.


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