Poncho refuses to be housebroken and she loves the taste of a fresh cat turd.
Poncho will bite off your fingers if you happen to be holding a cheese soaked nacho chip.
Poncho enjoys the smell of her own stink.
Poncho hates wearing clothing and will stand motionless like a gargoyle if you put a sweater on her fat torso.
Poncho is a terrible guard dog, unless attacked by a bugler wearing a gorilla costume.
Don’t ever attempt to lift Poncho off the floor or she will urinate on your shoes.
Poncho’s bark makes babies cry.
She is a disgusting mess.